MERTEAN: A’righ’ … Roun’ T’ree …
BEDIK: Round Three it is.
MERTEAN: You go firs’.
BEDIK: Iiii spy with my little eye … somethin’ beginnin’ with …
THRASAN LOUT: Hey. Bedik!
BEDIK: Yeah? Oh - yeah. I know you - wossname, ah …
MORDIK: Mordik!
BEDIK: Rightrightright - Hey siddown -thiss is my friend, Merte- (burrp!) Mertean!
MERTEAN: G’ardee!
MORDIK: You serious? Drinking with a damn worm-fucker?
MERTEAN: Wha - Who’s dat? You called me a-
BEDIK: Hey! HEY! You can’t say that about him!
MERTEAN: Yeah!
MORDIK: What, are you a worm-fucker, too?
BEDIK: Bastard!
MORDIK: Fuck you!
14 thoughts on ““Never start a fight drunk.” – Page 1107”
Salisria
It takes real genius to make work look effortless.
Prairie Son
So, cue the bench clearing bar brawl in 3…2…1…
Reservist
Bench-clearing? Potentially a bit bench-breakingy too.
Prairie Son
I don’t see any Jaegers.
Lora
Yeah, wrong webcomic for that. Though that would be hilarious as a non-canon page. 😉 Love the Jägers.
Ganurath
Alas, Mordik, despite the first syllable of your name hinting otherwise, your visage makes it plain that you have no place amidst this homage duo. As such, I see this ending poorly for you.
Paddy
Now I’m wondering how many soldiers from each side are there, how much any draconians there may have heard, and how big the ensuing tavern brawl may be
Shyster
Something fun I’ve noticed about the Draconian accent, the way it is spelled could also make them sound Jamaican. I’m not trying to make fun of anybody, I just think it’s kinda neat.
Here’s a page from earlier that gives Mertean more dialogue – https://barbarianprincess.com/comic/chapter-84-whats-really-important/the-coming-apocalypse-page-1097/
Does anyone else see it?
EmmaC
Question: as our two beloved guards are now too drunk to fight properly ( but I can be wrong), who is coming to end this brawl? And, more importantly, who is going to give Mordik his due?
I just hope our two friends won’t end in jail fro being drunk… and ‘beginning a brawl’…
… Unless, Tethik to the rescue and our two friends end working for him?
Lora
Two drunks fighting against a sober guy? Somehow I think they’ll be fine, one way or another. Even if the higher ups have to step in.
Happy New Year! 😀
Reservist
@Lora
Oh, they will be fine, indeed. If Mordik doesn’t hit them too hard. Because he looks quite heftier and beefier than the two drinking soldiers.
I can see this embarrassing the commanders, though. On both sides.
Russell
Well, that’s not what I expected. Very good.
The Last Garou
On the other hand, he *did* hit Bedik with his tankard. Which, given it didn’t break, was probably made of pewter or something. That’ll do a lot of damage. :'(
jd.
I for one am hoping for a demonstration of authority from King Gudik: “WHAT’S ALL THIS NONSENSE? STOP THAT FIGHT NOW! KEEP THAT FOR THE URTTS!”
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