The man is about 40 or 50, and has been playing chief rather than wandering hero the past couple of decades. Hardly a surprise if some of his previously ridiculous muscle has gone to fat.
And though I walk through the valley of being hurt, and possibly gelded, I shall not fear. For she is lovely and I did love her, and I kind of deserve what is coming to me for breaking her orders one time to many. Shit she looks lovely!
Gelded? Ipola can’t have been serious, back then.
And if Zonn is now a bit out of shape, so is Ipola, and both are past their prime.
So if Ipola ever wants to take it hand-to-hand, Zonn still packs more than enough punch to subdue her.
Oh, I think he would. If – which I retrospectively find quite unlikely, as Ipola came here to find allies and not to make new enemies – Ipola were to try anything harsh on Zonn, he would not let her score shots on him.
She slapped him previously, not so much for defying her orders, but for doing it publicly and undermining her authority. She’s knows Zonn’s gotta Zonn’s and that he’ll have honorable reasons for his long absence.
“Mettre” is the verb, “mise” is the noun, and it quickly gets more complicated than that because what would you expect about French, but it’ll do for now.
Just had a riff of Chicago’s “Hard for Me to Say I’m Sorry” dash through my head…also looks like one of those prelude to a gun-fight scenes … buckle up Zonn … could go either way…(getting some popcorn ready for the “real” update – this is gonna be good) =D
I’m quite torn. On the one hand, this is a free comic and a labor of love and we have no right to demand anything here – no matter how much we might love this comic and be eager for more.
30 thoughts on “This Is Not An Update”
Tom Billings
And a brave man steps forward to meet his destiny, …….. he can hope.
TheSkulker
No problem with the wait but love handles ???
Zonn is a bit out of shape. Guess he needs to fight a few more battles … or more lovin’.
Paddy
The man is about 40 or 50, and has been playing chief rather than wandering hero the past couple of decades. Hardly a surprise if some of his previously ridiculous muscle has gone to fat.
DanD
And honestly, a little bit of extra weight, as long as the muscles are still solid underneath it, isn’t a major problem.
Paddy
Also, there’s a third posdibility: getting back into training, eg through sparring practice with his daughter.
Month
And though I walk through the valley of being hurt, and possibly gelded, I shall not fear. For she is lovely and I did love her, and I kind of deserve what is coming to me for breaking her orders one time to many. Shit she looks lovely!
Reservist
Gelded? Ipola can’t have been serious, back then.
And if Zonn is now a bit out of shape, so is Ipola, and both are past their prime.
So if Ipola ever wants to take it hand-to-hand, Zonn still packs more than enough punch to subdue her.
Month
He might. He would never do it.
Reservist
Oh, I think he would. If – which I retrospectively find quite unlikely, as Ipola came here to find allies and not to make new enemies – Ipola were to try anything harsh on Zonn, he would not let her score shots on him.
Descartes
She slapped him previously, not so much for defying her orders, but for doing it publicly and undermining her authority. She’s knows Zonn’s gotta Zonn’s and that he’ll have honorable reasons for his long absence.
Nothing but love coming his way.
The MacNut
After another slap/punch or two, of course. You know how Erogenians can be.
EmmaC
dun dun dun…
*love me some lovehandles*
Descartes
Ce n’est pas une pipe — Magritte
jd.
I’m not sure what you mean there, sibling. Are you comparing our bard’s work to René Magritte’s?
… Or is that a double entendre on a certain French slang word?
RBZ
This is not a pipe. This is not an update.
This is not a drill.
jd.
This, by contrast, is a facepalm.
Thanks, sibling! I hadn’t noticed the title.
Descartes
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images
Soulworker
LOL perfect!….My favorite artist…. =D
The Gorram Batguy
Ceci n’est pas une mettre à jour
jd.
“Une mise à jour”, if I may, sibling.
“Mettre” is the verb, “mise” is the noun, and it quickly gets more complicated than that because what would you expect about French, but it’ll do for now.
jd.
Aaaaargh I can’t wait!
Seriously, take the time you need. All of us, we know we’re in for the long haul and we love it. We’ll be there for the next instalment.
Sita
/me whistles theme from High Noon.
Soulworker
LOL I missed your post….I had that thought as well! =)
Soulworker
Just had a riff of Chicago’s “Hard for Me to Say I’m Sorry” dash through my head…also looks like one of those prelude to a gun-fight scenes … buckle up Zonn … could go either way…(getting some popcorn ready for the “real” update – this is gonna be good) =D
Russell
ah, a man of courage.
Lora
This wouldn’t be half bad as a wallpaper. 🙂 It’s a nice picture.
softspot
so… he grew love handles. That should give him some advance. 🙂
Archone
I’m quite torn. On the one hand, this is a free comic and a labor of love and we have no right to demand anything here – no matter how much we might love this comic and be eager for more.
…on the other…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY
jedraft
It would have appeared two days ago if not for unplanned illness. But tomorrow it will be up.
Unless, of course, you are a Patron on Patreon, in which case it will be up tonight. 🙂
https://www.patreon.com/JEDraft
Warm regards,
JED
Fatuncle
I was beginning to wonder at the delay. I mean, after all, you are a past master at blood splatter ….
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