I’m not entirely sure what’s going on in the last panel. (Peers closely) Is that Gorshach getting pummeled by the barrels?
(PEW-DIE-PIE: “NO! NOT THE BARRELS!!” 😀 )
Ah, Kor Lachnis is still so smug, so certain of himself. For once it would be nice to see that smug smile wiped off his face. Gorshash at least knows they’re in trouble. He’s learned his lesson.
Sure as hell going to leave one hell of a mark even if empty.
If full – OW. And an indication that Ipola firing on all cylinders – that much liquid has a lot of mass.
Leave a mark even if they’re empty. If they’re full – that’s got OWTCH written all over it.
Three barrels full of liquid is a heck of a lot of mass. Bone breaking levels of it.
Oh, there isn’t a script. Allow me to present this alternate.
KOR LACHNIS:
IPOLA THANTIC-RAVONNA, QUEEN OF THE MOON TRIBE, LIEGE LADY OF EROGENIA, DESTROYER OF URTTS, UNIFIER OF ALL EROGENIA EXCEPT THE SUN TRIBE NO ONE KNEW EXISTED AT THE TIME, FAVORED ONE OF THE GODDESS LUNA HERSELF, IN EVERY WAYS THAT MATTER TO KOR LACHNIS AND GORSHASH, THE MOON: Oh, am I?
GORSHASH:
ITRQOTMTLLOEDOUUOAEETSTNOKEATTFOOTGLHIEWTMTKLAGTM: Why don’t we discuss this…
ITRQOTMTLLOEDOUUOAEETSTNOKEATTFOOTGLHIEWTMTKLAGTM: … over a barrel or three?
GORSHASH:
BARRELS: Indeed.
Reminds me of “Dark Messiah of Might and Magic,” if you made much use of the Telekinesis spell… or hell, any game that lets you do that sort of thing… :p
I love the facial expression on Kor Lachnis. He is solid in this view that Ipola is his enemy, yet he can’t help but delight also in her abilities and surprises as part of his pride in the Erogenian master race (and his part in engineering it, mind).
I imagine he is thinking something along the lines of “You are indeed a wonderful specimen. Too bad I’m going to have to destroy you soon. Oh well, time to put you in your place, again.”
24 thoughts on “Ker-Bash – Page 1167”
MikeLinPA
I ain’t gonna miss that shit!
Brother Parvus
“If I had my way in this wicked land I would tear this building down.”
Logan_D
I’m not entirely sure what’s going on in the last panel. (Peers closely) Is that Gorshach getting pummeled by the barrels?
(PEW-DIE-PIE: “NO! NOT THE BARRELS!!” 😀 )
Joe
One bourbon.
One scotch.
One beer.
Reservist
I’ll take the same. 😛
MidnightDStroyer
“My only regret is that this website has no upvotes for me to give for your post.”
~Almost, but not quite, Nathan Hale
Lora
Ah, Kor Lachnis is still so smug, so certain of himself. For once it would be nice to see that smug smile wiped off his face. Gorshash at least knows they’re in trouble. He’s learned his lesson.
John Anderson
Knew that they were in trouble. I think that now he’s an ex-Gorsash.
RBZ
It beats being easily disarmed because you became over-reliant on a particular tool, any day.
Reservist
Damn right, RBZ.
Always have at least one back-up trick.
Reservist
In the sixth panel, Gorshash was saying his spell, but judging from his face, he probably thought “Oh shit” at that moment. 😛
Reservist
I think this will leave a bruise on Gorshash.
T'Renn
*I* think this will leave Gorshash as one massive bruise.
Reservist
Eeyup.
“He was bruised and battered, couldn’t tell what he felt.
He was, unrecognisable to himself…” 😛
Mace
Sure as hell going to leave one hell of a mark even if empty.
If full – OW. And an indication that Ipola firing on all cylinders – that much liquid has a lot of mass.
Mace
Leave a mark even if they’re empty. If they’re full – that’s got OWTCH written all over it.
Three barrels full of liquid is a heck of a lot of mass. Bone breaking levels of it.
Prairie Son
Silent Spell is so useful.
Lurker341
They see her rollin’… And they’re hatin’…
jd.
Oh, there isn’t a script. Allow me to present this alternate.
KOR LACHNIS:
IPOLA THANTIC-RAVONNA, QUEEN OF THE MOON TRIBE, LIEGE LADY OF EROGENIA, DESTROYER OF URTTS, UNIFIER OF ALL EROGENIA EXCEPT THE SUN TRIBE NO ONE KNEW EXISTED AT THE TIME, FAVORED ONE OF THE GODDESS LUNA HERSELF, IN EVERY WAYS THAT MATTER TO KOR LACHNIS AND GORSHASH, THE MOON: Oh, am I?
GORSHASH:
ITRQOTMTLLOEDOUUOAEETSTNOKEATTFOOTGLHIEWTMTKLAGTM: Why don’t we discuss this…
ITRQOTMTLLOEDOUUOAEETSTNOKEATTFOOTGLHIEWTMTKLAGTM: … over a barrel or three?
GORSHASH:
BARRELS: Indeed.
jd.
“Kor Lachnis, meet Ker-Bash.” (I can’t believe I missed that one.)
Someguy
Darth Vader Approved.
MidnightDStroyer
JED: “You use whatever tools are at hand.”
In Ippola’s case, “…tools are at finger.”
Archone
Reminds me of “Dark Messiah of Might and Magic,” if you made much use of the Telekinesis spell… or hell, any game that lets you do that sort of thing… :p
The Gorram Batguy
I love the facial expression on Kor Lachnis. He is solid in this view that Ipola is his enemy, yet he can’t help but delight also in her abilities and surprises as part of his pride in the Erogenian master race (and his part in engineering it, mind).
I imagine he is thinking something along the lines of “You are indeed a wonderful specimen. Too bad I’m going to have to destroy you soon. Oh well, time to put you in your place, again.”
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