12 2011

Transcript

TRANSCRIPT:
EVERYONE: “Fight! Fight!” “Worm fuckers!” “Shit Stain!” “I’ll DO ye fer dat!”
MERTEAN: Oy! You a’right?
BEDIK: (grinning foolishly) Never better!
MERTEAN: (brandishing a full jug of wine) Lookee wha’ I found rollin’ on de floor! I t’ought she needed someone t’get `er out of harm’s way.
BEDIK: Ohhh … Mertean m’friend, you are one worm-fucker in a million.
MERTEAN: An’ up *yer* arse wi’ a rusty pecker, ye heretic bastard. Les’ fin’ someplace quieter to give dis darlin’ de attention she deserves.
BEDIK: After you!
12 2011

Lucky Find – Page 1108
Posted on January 7, 2019 by jedraft
TRANSCRIPT: EVERYONE: “Fight! Fight!”  “Worm fuckers!” “Shit Stain!” “I’ll DO ye fer dat!” MERTEAN: Oy! You a’right? BEDIK: (grinning foolishly) Never better! MERTEAN: (brandishing a full jug of wine)  Lookee wha’ I found rollin’ on de floor! I t’ought she needed someone t’get `er out of harm’s way. BEDIK: Ohhh … Mertean m’friend, you are one worm-fucker in a million. MERTEAN: An’ up *yer* arse wi’ a rusty pecker, ye heretic bastard.  Les’ fin’ someplace quieter to give dis darlin’ de attention she deserves. BEDIK: After you!

12 thoughts on “Lucky Find – Page 1108”

  1. Alandryfter

    Priorities. They have them.

  2. EmmaC

    This is the way to end an argument

  3. jd.

    I have to admit, I didn’t see that coming. Best follow-up ever.

    (And I still want Gudik to break this up with a royal bellow, with people casting the blame on each other until it falls on Mardik, who says it’s all Mertean’s fault. Then the whole crowd goes to find them and does as they roll around in a complete stupor.)

  4. Prairie Son

    For some reason, I’m reminded of the episode where Klinger and Hunnicutt drank their way through the camp, two bars and Potter’s office.

  5. Brother Parvus

    Lads will definitely be lads.

    1. Reservist

      I think drunken females would do the same. Only, people would then usually call it a cat fight.

  6. Matti

    Who’s Rumi?

    1. Prairie Son

      Jallaloddin Rumi, a rather famous poet originally from Afghanistan and later Anatolia.

    2. Lora

      I read it as RUM!, but with this explanation it makes a lot more sense. 😛

  7. Lora

    Letting other’s do the fighting; smart guys. 😉

    They’ll be so hangover the next day, won’t they?

  8. Reservist

    This was bound to happen. I mean, so little time after the truce agreement, many of the servicemembers on both sides would still be aching to have a bout of fisticuffs.

  9. Reservist

    I see that Bedik is quite looking like Benedict Cumberbatch, and Mertean like Martin Freeman.

    Inspiration from Sherlock Holmes’ series, JED? 😉

    BLU Heavy: “Is nice!”

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