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“TULA”: Oh, yes! Ohhh, it’s so big! I …
MALDIK: Oh, my love … I’m trying to be gentle. I wouldn’t ever … want … to hurt you …
“TULA”: Never mind! Harder! DO IT! I want it all! Oh Gods! I can feel it in my NECK!! Oh!
ANINA: Oh yes. Yes. So good!
29 thoughts on “My Sweet Imagination – Page 1122”
Jams
Well, I guess when you’re a bit of a prick the prick is just a bit too…
jedraft
In his own imagination, at least.
🙂
Warm regards,
JED
Archone
…Ow… my eyes… I did not need to see that…
jedraft
It’s for the good of the story. Carry on – it won’t last much longer.
Warm regards,
JED
Reservist
“Carry on – ”
My wayward son? ^^
jedraft
Heh.
-Warm regards,
JED
Salisria
Please, please, PLEASE tell me that double entendre was unintended. To remain sweet, my own imagination requires hearing that it was unintended regardless of whether it was.
jedraft
There are no intentional double entendres in the page or in the comments.
Promise. 🙂
Warm regards,
JED
Miffs
MY EYES! MY POOR INNOCENT EYES! AAAAH!
jedraft
We’ll let you know when it’s safe to look again.
Warm regards,
JED
jd.
Now there’s a transition. What was that quote again? “Du sublime au ridicule il n’y a qu’un pas.” (“There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.”, attributed to Napoléon Bonaparte who apparently rephrased it from Thomas Paine, but since Paine’s quote is far longer I’ll go with Napoléon.)
I’ve long been pitying Maldik much more than hating him, and this page only reinforces the sentiment.
jedraft
Juuuust wait a bit.
Warm regards,
JED
Matti
Who is Anina again?
jd.
According to her tag ( https://barbarianprincess.com/character/anina/ ), she’s someone we’ve never seen before.
jedraft
Also, I have not had the time to go back and tag all the hundreds of pages that didn’t have them before. But because I love you kids, here’s a link to her first appearance:
https://barbarianprincess.com/comic/cool-medieval-stuff-divinity-and-diplomacy/page-528/
Warm regards,
JED
jd.
Hey, so it is her! I have to admit that what with the differences in lighting, expression, and stance, she looked more like another servant girl not unlike the one he beat up on way back. (I tried to archive dive and couldn’t find it before the bell rang, so if someone is prepared to go for it, by all means, please do.)
She does look more skinny now than then, methinks. But now I see the resemblance.
jedraft
We just never knew her name. She first appeared a looong time ago.
Warm regards,
JED
Someguy
That’s a pretty impressive imagination he’s got there.
jedraft
He’s had a crush on Tula for years.
Warm regards,
JED
MikeLinPA
He’s a legend in his own mind.
EmmaC
Naked Maldik is not something I wanted to see.
On the other hand, I came to pity the guy. Does that mean I am forgiving him? now. But I feel pity… And even more now.
jedraft
Well, as I said. Wait. This chapter is gonna get a bit interesting.
Warm regards,
JED
AxiomaticRanger
Ah, impossible dreams and fantasies of never-will-be. I sympathise, I do, if only a little.
jedraft
Well, watch this space. I just wrote this one because I needed a break from the Sun Tribe, and it fills in some blanks in my narrative.
Warm regards,
JED
Life is saucisse
X’-D Amina’s speach… She sounds so unimpressed.
jedraft
She sounds as excited as any 1970s porn queen. 🙂
Warm regards,
JED
Daikaiju
Well. That was a gear shift.
John Hardin
Indeed…
ANINA: Oh yes. Yes. So good!
Not to backseat drive, but… I suspect that exclamation point was a mistake: 🙂
ANINA: Oh yes. Yes. So good.
…unless, of course, she doesn’t want to risk pissing Maldik off (which is a possibility).
Tiff Hudson
Well, I’ll say this for the ambitious little creature—she’s getting everything she deserves. 🙂
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