Cirina KICKS Naurik in the midsection which puts him down
CIRINA: Shitball!
SFX: CHUD
NAURIK: Hwoouuugh!
PONTAGAR: Umm … Cirina, is there something wrong?
PANEL 2
CIRINA: Pontagar! Get me a rag or something to gag this son of a gontharg!
NAURIK: *Wheeeze! Gasp*
PANEL 3:
PONTAGAR: Oh … here, would this do? I use it to clean my swords …
PANEL 4:
CIRINA: Good enough. He’s lucky that’s the only taste of a sword he’ll get today. That’s right, Naurik, you kinchlo suthanch! Try enchanting someone now! My sandal straps should work to keep your wrists and ankles where we want them …
PANEL 5
PONTAGAR: … I … I feel so confused about things, right now, Cirina. I mean … I seem to remember an accident, but … I remember something else, too, and I can’t … cant decide which is …
CIRINA: Oh, Pontagar!
PONTAGAR: And what happened just now? I mean, I know you and Naurik don’t get along, but …
PANEL 5
CIRINA: Ohhhh … my brave strong Pontagar … Don’t worry, my prince. We’re going to get help for you, and everything will get cleared up.
PONTAGAR: Oh … okay. Heh! You sure are pretty, Cirina … Oh – I’m sorry, that … I didn’t mean to say that just now …
CIRINA: It’s nice to hear, all the same.
Cirina KICKS Naurik in the midsection which puts him down
CIRINA: Shitball!
SFX: CHUD
NAURIK: Hwoouuugh!
PONTAGAR: Umm … Cirina, is there something wrong?
PANEL 2
CIRINA: Pontagar! Get me a rag or something to gag this son of a gontharg!
NAURIK: *Wheeeze! Gasp*
PANEL 3:
PONTAGAR: Oh … here, would this do? I use it to clean my swords …
PANEL 4:
CIRINA: Good enough. He’s lucky that’s the only taste of a sword he’ll get today. That’s right, Naurik, you kinchlo suthanch! Try enchanting someone now! My sandal straps should work to keep your wrists and ankles where we want them …
PANEL 5
PONTAGAR: … I … I feel so confused about things, right now, Cirina. I mean … I seem to remember an accident, but … I remember something else, too, and I can’t … cant decide which is …
CIRINA: Oh, Pontagar!
PONTAGAR: And what happened just now? I mean, I know you and Naurik don’t get along, but …
PANEL 5
CIRINA: Ohhhh … my brave strong Pontagar … Don’t worry, my prince. We’re going to get help for you, and everything will get cleared up.
PONTAGAR: Oh … okay. Heh! You sure are pretty, Cirina … Oh - I’m sorry, that … I didn’t mean to say that just now …
CIRINA: It’s nice to hear, all the same.
14 thoughts on “So Confusing – Page 1242”
Tom Billibgs
Cirina, …. Never believe an enemy has *only* a single weapon!
Even if he *is* that stupid, its a bad habit to get into!
Some Ed
If the enemy is an able-bodied human of at least average mind, they have at least five weapons at all times. This guy has at least six.
That said, it looks like Cirina is taking care of at least three of his weapons. Unfortunately, in this particular contest, anything less than a perfect score may yield a failing grade. Also, as Phoebe mentions below, even a perfect score against one perp may result in failure if there are more perps than one has accounted for.
The Old Hack
I actually feel really bad for Pontagar now, something I would have thought impossible after the first time we met him. I am glad Cirina is on the ball.
Kiddeagle
That poor cloth. After doing something so honorable as cleaning a Warriors sword, now it must be shoved into a dogfucker’s mouth. Give it back to the sword do it may die honorably.
Joe Fonebone
Gotta Love that Cirina. Kind of a smaller version of Zona! No shit taken, no quarter asked!
Phoebe
Ahahahahah, VERY good girl indeed! But I’m afraid this isn’t going to end well, don’t think those two were the only enemies in this particular tribe…
Some Ed
Even if Naurik was the only Shauch follower, he’s probably ensorcelled enough of the Fire Tribe that they’re not out of the woods yet.
I’m not going to predict the end, though. There’s too many ways things could go down. But I will predict “interesting”.
Lora
I see Cirina is making use of the female emotion ‘Anger at a man telling her what to think and feel’, which is felt frequently by women. XD Seems effective in dealing with Naurik.
But yeah, better get some guards (and magick) on Naurik. I wouldn’t count on the gag and sandal ties holding him forever.
Scarsdale
Pontagar trusted him she hates his guts (clearly with good reason) so yeah bad call there buddy I’m sure Pontagar will have a new place to sheath his sword once he shakes off the enchantment but now he’ll know why his father was acting that way.
Deceptobot
Batting eyelashes and bountiful curves didn’t stir his interest, but when he sees the girl delivering a good beatdown…
Just_IDD
Better knock that shit speaker out. if the good guys have taught me anything, he doesn’t need to vocalize his words for them to have an effect.
Reservist
@Just_IDD
Aye. And blindfold him too.
Johnothan
Now I have a strong desire to know what a “gontharg” is. Must be pretty disgusting.
jd.
@Some Ed: Are you talking about hands, feet and teeth/tongue? Apparently she has taken care of all five. Or are there other weapons that I’m missing? (Headbutt is always a possibility, of course, but with wrists and ankles tied I don’t think one can summon a lot of power in it.)
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