The Urtt Throneroom. The usual guards and hangers-on are in evidence.
Suddenly a terrific EXPLOSION is heard, causing the room to shake.
SFX: BOOOOOOOM!
URTT GOON: <What the – >
URTT PRIEST MINOR: <That came from one of the lower levels!>
URTT HIGH PRIEST: <Gorshash’s workshop! Someone … needs to find out what happened!>
URTT PRIEST MINOR: <It might be dangerous… You should go, High Priest. >
URTT HIGH PRIEST: <Me?! Whuh – why me?!>
URTT PRIEST MINOR: <You are senior to all but Gorshash now. If he still lives.>
URTT HIGH PRIEST: <Ahmm … YOU! Owner-Guard Leader! Take some Urtts and go investigate this disturbance!>
OWNER GUARD LEADER: <But – I’m supposed to stand here holdin’ my axe …>
URTT HIGH PRIEST: <Never mind the bloody axe! Go! Owner Of Owners might need help!>
OWNER GUARD LEADER: <Hey, it’s a sacred axe! It’s a big deal!>
URTT HIGH PRIEST: <Just GO! NOW!>
OWNER GUARD LEADER: Awright, you Urtts, follow me. Let’s find out what the big fuckin’ noise was. >
URTT PRIEST MINOR: < Permit me to compliment you on your courage in leading from behind, High Priest.>
URTT HIGH PRIEST: < O get stuffed! If something happened that Gorshash can’t deal with, what do you expect us to do? I don’t want to have my guts turned inside out as happened to the last High Priest.>
The Urtt Throneroom. The usual guards and hanger-on are in evidence. Suddenly a terrific EXPLOSION is heard, causing the room to shake.
SFX: BOOOOOOOM!
URTT GOON: <What the - >
URTT PRIEST MINOR: <That came from one of the lower levels!>
URTT HIGH PRIEST: <Gorshash’s workshop! Someone … needs to find out what happened!>
URTT PRIEST MINOR: <It might be dangerous… You should go, High Priest. >
URTT HIGH PRIEST: <Me?! Whuh - why me?!>
URTT PRIEST MINOR: <You are senior to all but Gorshash now. If he still lives.>
URTT HIGH PRIEST: <Ahmm … YOU! Owner-Guard Leader! Take some Urtts and go investigate this disturbance!>
OWNER GUARD LEADER: <But - I’m supposed to stand here holdin’ my axe …>
URTT HIGH PRIEST: <Never mind the bloody axe! Go! Owner Of Owners might need help!>
OWNER GUARD LEADER: <Hey, it’s a sacred axe! It’s a big deal!>
URTT HIGH PRIEST: <Just GO! NOW!>
OWNER GUARD LEADER: Awright, you Urtts, follow me. Let’s find out what the big fuckin’ noise was. >
URTT PRIEST MINOR: < Permit me to compliment you on your courage in leading from behind, High Priest.>
URTT HIGH PRIEST: < O get stuffed! If something happened that Gorshash can’t deal with, what do you expect us to do? I don’t want to have my guts turned inside out as happened to the last High Priest.>
6 thoughts on “Leading From Behind – Page 1205”
Lora
Well, there’s a very brave, sensible High Priest. 😛 Guess he might be more open to negotiations than Gorshash?
Jim Baerg
Certain Urtts would fit in well in the culture of the Pierson’s Puppeteers.
T'Renn
I don’t disagree that a relatively squishy priest should probably stand behind the big pike of ablative meat, if he wishes to continue BEING a functional(ish) priest.
Joe
I understand why you might want the color scheme you used, JED, but that was incredibly difficult to read.
DMC_Run
My first thought was that “URTT PRIEST MINOR” saw this as an opportunity to trick “URTT HIGH PRIEST” into allowing him to “move up in the ranks”…
… over his dead body.
Just his bad luck that his boss was smart-enough to know better, & to prioritize his survival over his pride.
Calisto01
1st: JED I must concur with Joe, it makes sense but the color and font made the page very hard to read.
2nd: I do not know what format this page uses now but commenting is a pain in the ass, this is a nice page and now has received 6 comments in two weeks.
I still LOVE the comic but commenting should be easier.
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